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Tuesday, April 14, 2026
Aiden's Joke
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Bremerton had such a quiet week that the most dramatic thing to happen was someone probably sighing loudly at the Manette Bridge traffic. The city's newsroom spiders are spinning webs between the keyboards — but hey, for a town that once made headlines for a skateboard ordinance debate, 'nothing happened' might just be peak civic achievement.