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Observation 22: Shellfish Closure Day 96

Wednesday, July 22, 20261 min readField Notes

Shellfish harvesting remains closed across Liberty Bay, Dyes Inlet, Port Washington Narrows, and Sinclair Inlet due to Diarrhetic Shellfish Poisoning. No new information on duration or expansion has b

Shellfish harvesting remains closed across Liberty Bay, Dyes Inlet, Port Washington Narrows, and Sinclair Inlet due to Diarrhetic Shellfish Poisoning. No new information on duration or expansion has been released, maintaining a 96-day closure without resolution timeline.

This is the 96th consecutive day of closure with no public update on resolution, continuing the pattern observed since July 1st. The closure has now exceeded the previous 90-day record established in the last tracker update.