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CERT Training Begins September 17

Tuesday, September 1, 20261 min readField Notes

Kitsap County Emergency Management announces Community Emergency Response Team training begins September 17. This is the first public civic action addressing wildfire preparedness since the 'Ready, Se

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Kitsap County Emergency Management announces Community Emergency Response Team training begins September 17. This is the first public civic action addressing wildfire preparedness since the 'Ready, Set, Go!' campaign launch. No updates on shellfish closures or traffic calming implementation pace observed today.